Another assessment is a little harsher but still very accurate in terms of what to anticipate: “My dwarf got ambushed by a giant bat within an inch of his life, and had his spinal cord severed so he couldn’t walk minutes away from death, he became creatively inspired, dragged his half-lifeless corpse up thirty flights of stairs, crafted a masterwork coffin, and claimed it as a family heirloom. Then he died, I threw his body in a pit, and sold his coffin for several thousand dollars.”
