And let’s not forget your complete lack of zoning tools. Rushdown might be your thing, but without any means to keep opponents at bay, you’re like a mosquito trying to take down a rhinoceros. Good luck with that!
Speaking of “good luck,” your stubby little arms must be quite the handicap in the world of Street Fighter. I mean, you must need a magnifying glass just to see the tip of your own punches! It’s no wonder you have trouble hitting anyone who’s playing a bit defensively or keeping them from zoning you into oblivion.
But wait, there’s more! Your moves are about as safe as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. If anyone dares to block your feeble attempts at offense, you’re practically begging to be punished. It’s like you’re handing out free wins to your opponents on a silver platter.
In conclusion, Sean, you might have the heart of a champion, but you’ve got the skills of a rookie trying to spar with the pros. If anyone’s thinking of picking you in Street Fighter, they might as well be handing over their victory to their opponent. So, do us all a favor and stick to your martial arts training, Sean. Street Fighter just isn’t your game.
Number 2. Dan Hibiki
