Let’s talk about those graphics, shall we? I’ve seen cave paintings with more detail and finesse than what Cheetahmen II offered. Blurry characters, pixelated backgrounds, and artwork that looked like it was drawn by a blindfolded toddler with crayons. It’s as if they hired a bunch of amateur artists fresh out of kindergarten to work on this catastrophe.
And the controls? Well, they must have been designed by someone who’s never held a controller in their life. Trying to maneuver the characters felt like trying to wrestle a greased pig in a mud pit. You’d push a button, and your character would respond… eventually. Precision was about as elusive as a unicorn at a fast-food joint.
The gameplay? Repetitive and boring don’t even begin to cover it. It’s like they took the same uninspired level design and copy-pasted it a hundred times over. And the enemies? They were about as threatening as a herd of plush toys.
But wait, there’s more! Cheetahmen II had technical issues that make the Hindenburg disaster look like a minor hiccup. Slowdown, graphical glitches, sound bugs – you name it, this game had it. It’s like they didn’t even bother to test it before unleashing this digital abomination upon the unsuspecting public.
In the end, Cheetahmen II is a masterclass in how not to make a video game. It’s an unfinished, unpolished, unplayable mess that deserves its reputation as one of the worst games ever made. If you ever come across this abomination, run away as fast as you can and play something – anything – else. Heck, you’d have more fun staring at a blank TV screen.
Number 2. Ufouria: The Saga (1995) for the SNES
