Have you ever wanted to run a zombie cafe? This game lets you do just that

Have you ever wanted to run a zombie cafe? This game lets you do just that

Necromantic cookery and restaurant management Bone’s Cafe debuted this week, and although that’s not a genre-to-theme coupling I’d anticipate it to be cute, enjoyable, and terribly troubling if you work in the health department. It’s a fast-paced game that allows 1-4 couch co-op or Remote Play Together players to create and automate their own kitchen and restaurant.

Isn’t allowing a zombie inside the kitchen a major public health issue? All that decaying meat and swarming flies? A skeleton couldn’t possibly be much better, can it? Bacteria are undoubtedly attracted to porous bone surfaces.